Interviews
This is where certain forumers are put on the spot by being interviewed! Let's see if we can ferret out their deepest, darkest secrets....buahahaha..!
Selected forumer: Jazzy-chan
Warning: May include a slight teeny wee bit of sexual discussion? XD
rage-chan: Good morning!
Jazzy-chan: Good morning, too!
rage-chan: Well, shall we start?
Jazzy-chan: Yup~ =D
rage-chan: Now....I'm going to ask mundane questions (as always).
Jazzy-chan: xD
rage-chan: Describe your bedroom to me.
Jazzy-chan: It's... Messy. Usually. Oh, but I cleaned it a few weeks ago!
rage-chan: (Mine's messy too.) Yes, a bedroom should only be cleaned every few weeks. Or every few months would be better, no? XD
Jazzy-chan: Years. I got rid of my PoT posters. xD
rage-chan: DDD: WHY?!?!
Jazzy-chan: 'Cause my mother didn't want them there. Especially since my friends have been visiting a lot lately. xD
rage-chan: Oh noes. Why can't you put them up if friends were coming over?
Jazzy-chan: She says they're 'embarrassing'. Whatever that means. Thank God she didn't take away my action figures. (NOT DOLLS!)
rage-chan: >D PoT posters aren't embarassing! (Depends on what the *ahem* boys were doing in the poster, tho') I would like to collect action figures.
jJazzy-chan: They're holding tennis rackets. =D
rage-chan: which isn't embarassing at all!
Jazzy-chan: I know! It's pretty sad! D:
rage-chan: You should've stuck it right back up. I would've. XD Although my mum doesn't *really* care. (She hasn't noticed Ryoma and Fuji kissing yet - my dad has but he thought they were a normal couple.) *sniggers*
Jazzy-chan: Oh...
rage-chan: Now, tell me what colour your bedroom walls are. XD
Jazzy-chan: They're off-white. xD
rage-chan: If you had a choice, would you paint them something different?
Jazzy-chan: No. But red would be pretty cool. Though I don't think I'd be able to sleep properly if I see it. xD
rage-chan: Wouldn't red make your bedroom smaller? Colour effects and everything?
Jazzy-chan: I don't know. I just like the color. xD
rage-chan: That leads to the question...are you colour-coordinated? Do people compliment you on your choice of colours?
Jazzy-chan: Actually, yes. xD
rage-chan: Oh, really, wow!
Jazzy-chan: On the color of my clothes, yes. xD
rage-chan: So if I picked a purple shirt and asked you..."What colour trousers should I wear?" what would you say?
Jazzy-chan: ...ASK ATOBE. -shot-
rage-chan: BUT ATOBE'S NOT AS COLOUR-ORDINATED AS YOU, IS HE? XDD
Jazzy-chan: Atobe wore a purple shirt and white pants. As in the anime. He probably is.
rage-chan: (shouldn't have chosen purple.) D:
Jazzy-chan: I'M FLATTERED, THOUGH. 8D
rage-chan: Purple and white? Good enough. XD
Jazzy-chan: It's pretty.
rage-chan: Now, off the top of your head: tell me a word beginning with the letter 'R'
Jazzy-chan: Rape. -shot- Wait, I have a question. xD
rage-chan: ........That was descriptive. Go ahead.
Jazzy-chan: Um, if two people rape each other, would it still be considered rape?
rage-chan: ...No? That's called...sex? XD
Jazzy-chan: Oh. When I asked that to my sister, she laughed. She laughed.
rage-chan: Poke her in the face. D: (On second thoughts, no, don't be violent. XD)
Jazzy-chan: I'M TALLER THAN HER. YAYS~ =D
rage-chan: AH! How tall are you? *squints*
Jazzy-chan: 147 cm... I'm taller than her! She's 146! Ha! And she calls herself a 17 year old! xD
rage-chan: O_O I'm even taller than her, and that's saying something, I'm a midget down here. You're going to be taller than me soon. D:
Jazzy-chan: ...If I use the body tractor my father bought, that is.
rage-chan: No! That sounds like a torture device. D:
Jazzy-chan: It was used as one. But now it's used for pleasure, says my sister. But for me, it's a MAKE JASSY TALLER DEVICE~ =D
rage-chan: XDD Play basketball. It sounds safer. Do you like animals?
Jazzy-chan: No. Not really.
rage-chan: Aww. Why not?
Jazzy-chan: 'Cause they're messy. Fishes are okay, though.
rage-chan: Why are fishes OK and cuddly things like kittens aren't?? DDD:
Jazzy-chan: Because they have fur. I hate fur. Furry things. Argh.
rage-chan: *gaspsssss* Cats pwn!
Jazzy-chan: And besides, fishes are so easy to take care of. Aren't they?
rage-chan: Then you presumably like snakes and lizards over cats and dogs? (That's the point - they're easy to the point of boredom.)
Jazzy-chan: ...Snakes, yes. Lizards, no. HELL NO,
rage-chan: Lizards no? Why not? Aren't lizards sort of related to snakes?
Jazzy-chan: 'Cause they're UGLY. With an f in front of it. xD Frogs are disgusting. So are moths. BUT GAWD, BUTTERFLIES ARE PRETTY, NO?
rage-chan: Yes, butterflies ARE pretty! Nice colours and such.
Jazzy-chan: I love 'em~ With beautiful wings and all~
rage-chan: What sort of job would you like to have when you grow up?
Jazzy-chan: A lawyer.
rage-chan: Why?
Jazzy-chan: Because they pay is good and it's pretty cool. Getting paid for proving someone innocent, I mean. xD Wait, I want to be a military officer, too! xD No, scratch that, it depends on how much I'm offered.
rage-chan: O_O How much would you charge per hour, say?
Jazzy-chan: I don't know. A thousand dollars, I guess. 'Cause I'm brilliant. -shot-
rage-chan: A THOUSAND?!?! I'm never going to ask you to stand up in court for me. XDDD
Jazzy-chan: Um, no. I meant a thousand and ONE dollars.
rage-chan: I won't be able to afford you. D:
Jazzy-chan: BUT IT'S 50% OFF FOR SENPAI~ -stabbed-
rage-chan: $500.50 for one hour. *faints* I could buy books with that! XDD
Jazzy-chan: ...Yeah. Why? ...BUT I CAN READ YOU A BOOK IN AN HOUR AND GIVE IT TO YOU! XD
rage-chan: Well, I certainly wish you all the best in becoming a good lawyer. XDD BUT WOULDN'T THAT MEAN I HAVE TO BUY THE BOOK AND PAY YOU THE MONEY TO HAVE YOU READ IT TO ME?? And reading books to clients certainly isn't a lawyer's job. XD
Jazzy-chan: Thank you. BUT I CAN COPY VOICES! And besides, I make people happy. -stabbed-
rage-chan: I don't like audio books. XD Now, have you gone to a cosplay convention before?
Jazzy-chan: No. Not planning to.
rage-chan: Why not?
Jazzy-chan: 'Cause I just don't want to. I don't know why. xD
rage-chan: Hmm. I hear that your country has lots of conventions going on all the time, though. Does this mean you're also not interested in cosplaying?
Jazzy-chan: Yeah. It does. I'm not. My sister is, though.
rage-chan: Who is she cosplaying as?
Jazzy-chan: I don't really know. But she looked like some archer. I really never cared.
rage-chan: Hmm, maybe Archer fom FSN. Well. Now that we're on anime, give me an example of the most cliche anime character you've ever seen.
Jazzy-chan: Most? Damn. Fine, Mikan Sakura. Or Hotaru Imai.
rage-chan: From which anime?
Jazzy-chan: Gakuen Alice.
rage-chan: Why do you think she's cliched? In what way?
Jazzy-chan: 'Cause she just is. And she's icky.
rage-chan: Icky. I see. XDD
Jazzy-chan: She's ugly, too. xD
rage-chan: DD: Most cliched anime characters are pretty!
Jazzy-chan: ...Look at her. Wait, I'll link a pic. http://www.flickr.com/photos/22120631@N02/2201170565/
rage-chan: She looks charming enough. Like any other young anime character. What exactly is it that you dislike about her?
Jazzy-chan: Her face. Her attitude. Pretty much everything.
rage-chan: Oh dear. Now, to wrap up with some more mundane questions. D: Do you still like Hiyoshi?
Jazzy-chan: Yeah. Why?
rage-chan: What would you do if Hiyoshi a) proposes to you? b) rejects you after you proposed to him?
Jazzy-chan: a.) Reject. Why would I want to be with a guy who doesn't even exist?
jasmine año: b.) Nothing. I would wonder why I even proposed.
rage-chan: Well, assume that he's real, then, or assume you're an anime character too. Situation: You're both real to each other. XD
Jazzy-chan: No. Just no.
rage-chan: XDDDDD
Jazzy-chan: Real!Hiyoshi is fat. Like real!Shishi. Real!Eiji is thin. Real!Fuji is thin, too.
rage-chan How would you know?
Jazzy-chan: I know their bmis. xD And even when I gained weight, I never matched up to them.
rage-chan: OK, one last thing. If you could stalk someone, who would you stalk?
Jazzy-chan: Um... Tally-chan-senpai? xD
rage-chan: Why? What happened to Steven? (I'm out of fresh news. D:)
Jazzy-chan: Nothing. He's just... there. xD Um, wait, do you have a plurk? Mine is: http://www.plurk.com/user/jasmine1239868745789456
rage-chan: No, what's a plurk?
Jazzy-chan: A site where you get to post stuff and whatnot. xD (I might have to leave, since my brother's pestering me.)
rage-chan: OK, we'll just end this then? Thank you for having this interview~ *bows*
Jazzy-chan: NO, NO, THANK YOU~ -bows-
rage-chan: *glomps*
Jazzy-chan: -huggles-